Bear vs Billam
The DCF’s infamous mascot Dorsey Bear is challenging professional cruiserweight Chris ‘The Gentleman’ Bilham-Smith to a charity boxing match.
Dorsey said: ‘For 1 blissful year I was the tallest, smiliest, biggest, yellowiest, cuddliest character in The Dorset Children’s Foundation. So imagine my chagrin when The DCF announced that some interloper calling himself Chris “The Gentleman” Billam-Smith was their new ambassador. He might be the mandatory challenger for the Cruiserweight Commonwealth title and he might be handsome and he might be very popular, and probably really really good at boxing, but he’s stepping on my turf.
So I did what any self-respecting bear would do – I called him out. We need to decide once and for all who is the top ambassador. We’re going to settle this bear to man. Bear vs Billam. Chris has agreed that for a £1,000 donation to The DCF he will step into the ring with me. What could possibly go wrong? (one possible answer is here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7xB9jQe5Ec)
While £1,000 is all I need to convince me to give The “Gentleman” a proper workout, I’m setting my sights much higher than that. After all, I’m a famous sports bear seen by millions worldwide. I’m a big draw.
So here’s the deal. If we can raise £1,000 I’ll get in the ring and do a few rounds with Chris to show him what I’ve got. To help raise the purse, click the links on this page or TEXT DORS69 £1/£2/£3/£5/£10 TO 70070’
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